Maybe you should market to a goldfish.

READ THIS NOW TO GET MORE MONEY.

In this age of self-taught ADHD, marketing needs to be read, absorbed and acted upon in just 8.25 seconds, or ¾'s of a second shorter attention span than that of a goldfish.

For instance if you are still reading this, it isn't because the cute headline caught you. Indeed, your brain probably only registered these words:

"Read this" and "more money."

Or so says an oft-quoted study by Microsoft. Considering that pre-social media, i.e. back in the dark ages of the 1970s and '80s it used to be 12 minutes, it's no wonder that long form marketing isn't working.

If your appeal or sales pitch (depending on whether you are a nonprofit or a for-profit) can't compel the reader to stay long enough to read your whole pitch, and most especially if it doesn't promise a reward for that reader, it's going to join the rest of the internet trash PDQ.

All that assumes that your target market is people under 40.

High-end appeals are still being read by people who are old enough to be able to read more than 140 characters.

If that's your market, then you may want to take this advice with a grain of salt.  Nonprofits in particular often eschew modern internet marketing trends because their audience tends to be older.

Why?  Because they're the ones with money. Unfortunately, many of them have picked up their kids bad social media habits, so a tweak here and there could be in order. 

It all goes back to the same basic marketing premise. Know your audience and target your message to it.

That's not to say that once you capture a reader's internet attention they won't stick around for a minute or so. But in the world of instant gratification, if they haven't clicked through to buy or give to something in that length of time, you've pretty much wasted your time.

Think about overhauling your sales approach. You really will make more money.  

Do you use sales funnels in your fundraising?

I asked a prospective nonprofit client that question.  She replied "what's that?"

In its simplest traditional business sense a sales funnel is a parameter for identifying the customer or target market that is most likely to be interested in what you are selling.

The value of using it is that it produces more sales for less initial investment in marketing.

Here's an example of what happens when you waste time and money on a campaign that doesn't adequately define a market.

Bill, a very well-to-do businessman, was approached by a nonprofit as a part of their major donor development after he was mentioned in an article as being interested in helping to provide food for needy people in his town.

The nonprofit's mission was to send food to starving people in Africa.

He responded politely to the letter by indicating that he had no interest whatsoever in feeding people in Africa while children, the disabled and the elderly in the United States are going hungry every night.

That should have been the end of it. They tried, he refused, end of story.

Instead he began to get letters and even phone calls asking for his support. After a year or so of that, he hopped on his jet, went to their headquarters and deposited a stack of mail and phone messages on the receptionists desk, with a not-so-polite note to take him off their mailing and call lists or face the consequences.

The problem was that the nonprofit qualified him simply because he was, well, rich and had an interest in feeding the needy.

All that did was to cost them a lot of money and time and made an enemy out of him.

The sales funnel, i.e. their parameters for qualifying major donors for further development was both overly broad and poorly maintained.

It doesn't matter if you are selling cars or a mission proposal…it behooves you to target your efforts to people who are likely to buy what you are selling.

In general, if you are sending out general appeals, monitoring your response ratio for both quality AND quantity and distilling your mailing list or media campaigns down to the essentials will serve you far better than just buying a mailing list. It also helps if your staff takes the time to really read any personal responses they get.

Cross referencing the donations against your contact or mailing lists can save you a lot of money and time, not to mention improving your response ratio from the customary 1 to 3% up to 20% or more.

How should you court a major donor?

Most solvent nonprofits today have long since gotten over the idea that they can exist solely on income from grants. They have developed a diverse funding strategy that accesses funding from various sources, and that often includes major donors.

So what is a major donor?

There is no hard monetary definition of a major donation.  For one organization it might be $1,000, while another may define a major donor as anyone donating over $10K or even $50K.

Of far more importance is the connection, the relationship if you will, of the donor to your organization.

Developing a major donor is not about a predator-prey relationship. It is about developing long-term friendships that can result in contributions to your income stream.

All nonprofits struggle with maintaining a minimum constant income stream. Whether that's $5,000 or $500 million, the income has to at least equal the outgo. Grants are nice, but they don't last. Even fee-for-service or fee-for-performance government contracts or grants have a fairly short life cycle.

Major donors on the other hand can remain interested and involved in your organization for a lifetime.

When I review a new client's revenue sources,  I look for evidence that they have major donors, or at least someone who could become a major donor.  That's why I strongly recommend that you record every donor's contact information, even if their donation is well under the threshold that requires you to give them a receipt.

Let's say you receive a new donation from someone prominent in your community. It's only $50, but hey, it's nice to know they've noticed you.

If you stop there, you could be throwing away a chance to make a long-term friend for your nonprofit.

That person could be a candidate for your major donor database. So, what now?

Of course you want to acknowledge the gift, but you should be doing that for every donor. How do you move beyond the pro forma receipt?

One way is to add a little something extra.  Write a nice letter of thanks, and include some additional information on your program or organization. Invite them to a meeting or a tour of your facility.

Take some time to research the person. If you have any people in common, you might mention that connection. Perhaps they have a personal connection to your mission, such as a family member who once needed the type of help you offer. Or you might invite them to your next event.

Don't get too pushy.  People with money have heard every pitch there is from people and organizations that want to relieve them of some of it. Concentrate on developing a relationship.

One strategy is to develop a list of major donor prospects and send them a special newsletter or invitation to an event. It's not that they won't understand the motivation behind the invite, but if it's done tastefully and the event (or the other attendees) piques some interest for them, they may show up.

Look for areas of common interest.  Maybe someone on your board also serves on a board with the prospect. Perhaps you belong to the same gym or country club. Look for ways to connect where you can share more information on your mission and goals.

In some cases, it might be wise to wait and see if they donate again, which can show some genuine interest in your mission.

In short, you have to do the same things you would do to cultivate any other relationship.  Building rapport and mutual respect will benefit everyone.